Questions? Complaints? Great news stories that NSWATM absolutely has to blog about? Trapped in the spam filter again? Fanmail? Death threats?* NSWATM has got you covered.
Feel free to email the Lord High Ruler of NSWATM And All Else Zie Surveys, Ozymandias! Zir email is ozyfrantz at gmail dot com (broken up to puzzle all those nice Nigerian gentlemen). Zie will respond, eventually, if zie feels like it, depending on whether college is treating zir well and how many cuddle puddles, Lady Gaga danceoffs and Manboobz threads zie has been distracted by.
But seriously. Send Ozy some mail. It makes zir perk up like coffee at 7 am. Or noon, if you’re a college student.
If you prefer to email the Dark Lord Noah Brand, who did not get to pick his own nickname, he can be found under the name Brad Hanon at Gmail Dotcom. His choice of pseudonym was inspired by the time the Red Skull briefly served as U.S. Secretary of Defense under the name Dell Rusk. He is less diligent and enthusiastic about responding to email than Ozy, but will read and respond if he can be arsed to.**
*Please do not send death threats.
**Noah double-dog-dares you to send death threats.