Author Archives: ozymandias

Open Thread, It’s Friday Somewhere Edition

Posted on May 26, 2012 by ozymandias

This Open Thread has been brought to you by what Ozy was doing the whole time zie was taking an unannounced vacation.

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Monday Roundup

Posted on May 21, 2012 by ozymandias

This is an extra-special edition of the Monday Roundup, with an Exciting Fucking Announcement on the bottom! Noah Brand On the Good Men Project: is the Violence Against Women Act sexist? The Weird Porn article, which first ran on NSWATM, … Continue reading →

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TV Incredibly Sexist, Ozy Feels Need To Rant About This For Some Reason

Posted on May 20, 2012 by ozymandias

While watching the Tim Burton flick Dark Shadows (it’s very Tim Burton), I was able to witness advertisements for new TV shows, because God forbid we have a single second in the theater where we’re not dying of advertisements. These … Continue reading →

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Is Fellatio Finished?

Posted on May 19, 2012 by ozymandias

So asks Esquire. Now, if I were a sensible person, I’d just say “no” and take the rest of the day off to watch My Little Pony, but I’m clearly not, so now we are going to have to explain … Continue reading →

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Open Thread, Death Star Edition

Posted on May 18, 2012 by ozymandias

This Open Thread has been brought to you by the fact that my school has a sign on the doors that only open one way that says “ceci n’est pas une exit”…

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Blogging Has Been Outsourced

Posted on May 18, 2012 by ozymandias

Today, blogging has been outsourced to a couple different bloggers, because finals and also depression. 1) Is This Feminist? is my new favorite Tumblr. (The answer is always no.) 2) Roger Ebert said some stupid shit about women being better … Continue reading →

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Glenn Grothman: Still Biggest Asshole On the Planet

Posted on May 15, 2012 by ozymandias

Regular readers may recall Glenn Grothman, the Wisconsin state senator awarded the position of the biggest asshole on the entire fucking planet. Well, he won’t let this status disappear! In fact, last month, he made a strong play to keep … Continue reading →

Posted in children, economy, fatherhood, noseriouslywhatabouttehmenz, success | Tagged equal pay, grothman, parenthood, success myth, Wisconsin | 23 Comments

Monday Roundup!

Posted on May 15, 2012 by ozymandias

It’s still Monday somewhere, right? Noah Brand Stuff at the GMP: (Trigger warning for discussion of rape) On Missoula, Montana, the rape capital of the US; why hipsters do not suck as much as you think; a rerun of everyone’s … Continue reading →

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Sex Offenders Banned From Internet?

Posted on May 13, 2012 by ozymandias

Trigger warning for discussion of rape and mention of domestic violence and child abuse. The title of this AlterNet article is New Laws Banning Sex Offenders From Social Networks and Online Gaming May Go Too Far. …Really. Never would have … Continue reading →